I’ve developed an algorithm for making popular tumblr posts. Follow these simple rules and watch as fame, fortune, and over 200 heart note points come into your life.
1, Keep it short, snappy, and sassy. The average tumblr user is on a quest to consume all that the internet has to offer all at once. They’re scrolling quickly and they have zero time for your five sentence paragraph. Sadly, the post I’m making right now is already waaay too long to ever reach true popularity. The average tumblr user is often times repressing lots of anger in their day to day life so make sure your short post has tons of attitude for maximum relate-ability.
2. Use the proper buzz words. Sprinkle the following words/phrases into your posts. Pizza, cuddles, warm,sleep, Dr.Who, avocado, Beyonce, coffee, vintage, “I can’t”, kisses, cats, whatever, “no”.
3. You did it. Welcome to the big leagues.