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“ Briefness is sometimes confused for cleverness. ”
— Six Word Great American Novel Deconstructing The Shallowness Of Internet Culture And The Decline Of Original Thought In The Post-Postmodern Era While Also Presenting An Alternative Economic Model For Sustainability Through The Use Of Literature As a Means To Achieving World Peace
7.29.14

Radiator Hospital: Blue Gown

7.28.14

Here’s a horse drinking out of a hose.
(My username on snapchat is snapcrispy)

7.28.14

Growing vegetables in the intense Miami summer heat can be a big challenge. After doing a little bit of research I was able to grow some Dixie Specked Butterpeas and Everglades Tomatoes. Both are about the size of a penny and both love the sun. 

7.24.14

I don’t pee in the shower because I’m not quite ready to give up on myself.

7.24.14

I love the contrast that occurs during the time of year when normal stores start to have a Halloween section. You look around and it’s like groceries, home goods, polo shirts or whatever, and then suddenly there’s an aisle where you can purchase fake blood, an animatronic skeleton, a rubber bat, some candy, and a pirate outfit without anyone judging you. After October 31st, this section of the store slowly disappears and it all feels like a wonderful dream.

7.23.14

Tom Grrl: Aye Yay Yay

7.21.14

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the the quiet wheel is remembered as being super chill and mysterious.

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Well there’s heaven, there’s hell, and then there’s the UFO piloted by Andy Kaufman and Tupac Shakur. The meaning of life is to figure out where you want to end up in the end.

7.15.14

I remember the first time I didn’t know what a new slang word used by a person younger than me meant. I felt like a real swaggy bejazzleturd.

7.14.14
Ghost of Christmas Math

Ghost of Christmas Math

7.13.14
Anonymous asks: hey!! good job on saving those bees!! we need more people like you in our world

I’M TIRED OF BEING ATTACKED BY THESE ANGRY ANONYMOUS PEOPLE. IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY LIFESTYLE THERE’S AN UNFOLLOW BUTTON. 

I’m about to piss off even more people but I just don’t care because I’m real. I think more people should plant motherfucking bee friendly flowers and support their motherfucking local beekeepers if possible depending on their particular motherfucking situation or whatever. I think saving bees is pretty important and fun. Sorry not sorry.  

(P.S Joking aside, thank you for your kind words and for caring about bees!)

7.10.14
holidayforhanging asks: Your tumblr is honestly one of my favorites, just thought I'd let you know!

Thank you! Your posts are always top notch as well! I like when the internet can be used as a tool for rad people to be rad to each other.

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