7.23.14

Tom Grrl: Aye Yay Yay

7.21.14

The squeaky wheel gets the grease but the the quiet wheel is remembered as being super chill and mysterious.

7.20.14
7.16.14

Well there’s heaven, there’s hell, and then there’s the UFO piloted by Andy Kaufman and Tupac Shakur. The meaning of life is to figure out where you want to end up in the end.

7.15.14

I remember the first time I didn’t know what a new slang word used by a person younger than me meant. I felt like a real swaggy bejazzleturd.

7.14.14
Ghost of Christmas Math

Ghost of Christmas Math

7.13.14
Anonymous asks: hey!! good job on saving those bees!! we need more people like you in our world

I’M TIRED OF BEING ATTACKED BY THESE ANGRY ANONYMOUS PEOPLE. IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY LIFESTYLE THERE’S AN UNFOLLOW BUTTON. 

I’m about to piss off even more people but I just don’t care because I’m real. I think more people should plant motherfucking bee friendly flowers and support their motherfucking local beekeepers if possible depending on their particular motherfucking situation or whatever. I think saving bees is pretty important and fun. Sorry not sorry.  

(P.S Joking aside, thank you for your kind words and for caring about bees!)

7.10.14
holidayforhanging asks: Your tumblr is honestly one of my favorites, just thought I'd let you know!

Thank you! Your posts are always top notch as well! I like when the internet can be used as a tool for rad people to be rad to each other.

7.10.14

Oh really, I should floss more? Great idea doctor! Why don’t I just go outback to my magic floss tree and pick some fresh floss? While I’m out there I’ll just take a dip in my fountain of youth because apparently I have all the time in the world to stand around rubbing your bourgeois dental yarn between my diamond chandelier teeth! 

7.09.14
If you have access to Microsoft Paint then you have access to pure self expression. There’s a war raging inside you and it’s time to finally let it out. 

If you have access to Microsoft Paint then you have access to pure self expression. There’s a war raging inside you and it’s time to finally let it out. 

7.04.14

 Independence Day: Just some drama standing in the way of you and Halloween.

7.03.14

The Doozies: Through the Cracks

7.01.14

Every minute you waste complaining about the whole “going to college will guarantee you a high paying career” lie that our generation was told is a minute that you could have spent treasure hunting for some fictional lost gold or participating in some sort of high stakes ponzi scheme. You’re already financially ruined and you already fell for the most boring get rich quick scheme ever so you might as well fall for some fun ones that involve things like pirate ships or old time-y con artists. . 

6.29.14
love2dislikelife asks: I love your mind

I don’t mind. Thanks!

6.28.14
This is the third and smallest (cutest) bee colony I’ve saved in the past two weeks. Don’t call exterminators! Call your weird friend from tumblr!

This is the third and smallest (cutest) bee colony I’ve saved in the past two weeks. Don’t call exterminators! Call your weird friend from tumblr!

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